Fruit of the Nub Club

Last year my flat was doing a Mills and Boon book club, one of whose activities was generating random titles using flash cards and then writing stories to match. I never knew why it was called the Nub Club, possibly it was going off a particular quote. The club only had two meetings, because fate ensured that after each meeting, someone in the club would have a sad breakup and not want to joke about romance for months, but I've just rediscovered this mildly NSFW parody in my drafts folder.

cw: billionaire.

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( THE GENEROUS TYCOON'S DISOBEDIENT PRINCESS BRIDE )